5 Best Programmers Jokes - August 22, 2008
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
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How many programmers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None - It’s a hardware problem.
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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause….
“Java.”
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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
Hey! That was hilarious man. Mind if I share a joke with ya? I know it’s kinda silly, but oh well. Ok, What do you call a louisiana bear? Hebert! Get it? I guess not. I guess it’s just a Louisiana one. I’ve been watching for jokes and pranks online all day man. The funniest ones I found were kinda weird, but it seems like they are the best. I like all blonde jokes too. I found some really crazy prank calls on youtube. Just search “prank phone calls” on there and that should keep you laughing for like a day alone! I even found a place that tells you how to make your own stink bombs. I haven’t tried it yet, but I want to if my momma will let me. So what makes you smile the most? Do you like that show Jackasses? Knoxville is so crazy! Well thanks for the laughs. I had fun!