Narley

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

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How many programmers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None - It’s a hardware problem.

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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause….
“Java.”

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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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