Narley

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

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How many programmers dose it take to change a light bulb?
None - It’s a hardware problem.

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“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Very long pause….
“Java.”

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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

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Oh my, did you see these photos? I’d like to have Canon and such an eye… Or Minolta…

What can good camera make…

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
“Hey, girls,” says the brunette one day, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” (more…)

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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles

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