Narley

One Man’s Fish

One man’s fowl
Is another mans fish
A skinny girl, that’s
My ideal dish
I like them thin
And I like them lean
Because it takes a waif
To keep me keen
A skinny girl that’s
My ideal treat
For the nearer the bone
The sweeter the meat

Copyright © Paul Curtis.
http://www.peculiar-poetry.com/paul-curtis/funny/dirty-poems/90dp-07-fish.htm

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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE KORNY
WHEN I THINK OF YOU
OHH BABY I GET HORNY,
EAT ME,
BITE ME,
BEAT ME,
BLOW ME,
SUCK ME,
LICK ME,
FUCK ME,
VERY SLOWLY,
IF YOU KISS ME,
DONT’T BE SASSY,
USE YOUR TONGUE AND MAKE IT NASTY!!!!

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